Monday, April 6, 2009
Irate Tenant Stories
Here are the latest Irate Tenant Stories: Tenant A is upset because she doesn't want to pay her rent because she had to pay her cell phone bill. Tenant B doesn't pay his rent because he got a stomach ailment and felt he shouldn't work his normal schedule - He wants his rent discounted. Tenant C feels that she shouldn't have to pay her rent because she is moving out at the end of the month and needs to come up with a security deposit for the next landlord she is going to drive crazy. The best is Tenant D: he is moving out at the end of the month and is upset because I sent him a cost list of what he will be charged if he doesn't clean. He especially doesn't like the fact that he has to replace the light bulbs that he used up. He wants a phone call and will take me to court if I charge him for his light bulbs. Fun and Games - The life span of being a landlord is max 10 years ( "Can I be full yet?")
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2 comments:
oh my goodness!! How in the world do you deal with all that?
You should send this message out to all the landlords here in Provo. They have it so easy.
Or, better yet, send a copy of what us as student tenants going to BYU have to do for our landlords. (Cleaning checks every week, fines of 50 dollars or more if you dont pay within the first few days of the month etc) You and Dad would be angelic landlords if you owned apartments here, no joke! They need to appreciate what theyve got! :)
You need to collect these. Great humorous fodder for a book or when you need a good laugh.
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